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Christmas does not come without the advent of Mary.
Carey.
Christmas would not exist without the courtesy of pretending you disapprove because it looks like, even where it looks like.
Christmas is colored red because is both the communist devil.
Christmas is not the son of his father, at least anagrafe and logic.
Christmas is a good excuse to make peace after a game of bingo and a good cluster of clusters on civilian areas.
Christmas is Christmas, do not suffer from personality disorder.
I was in line to pay for a blank CD to record the score purchased from Scott Pilgrim, she left the new globalized world of the Jingle Bell, "All I Want for Christmas Is You."
Yesterday it happened the same occurrence.
Lately, everywhere the time you reach the Negro rebuilt following me. I passed the stage of plots and conspiracies, this time risk to fall into the pit of the suspects in the triple-secret secret control, sbarellando behind the batons of delusions of persecution intensified.
stuff to put on a rock with his hands clamped to his knees, staring at an indefinite point in the wall, hour after hour, forward, backward, forward, backward.
That song in my head. A
rotation.
Honestly, if I have to do without the primary right of the citizen (can be further from the truth with all, starting with himself), I think convenience is a good thing.
Does?
Yes?
So what are you waiting to buy it? If
agrees ... means that costs less.
not is said to cost less than it costs in other places, even when not on offer. We must seize the moment, then, only then, do not buy at the price on offer, both in that place of regular attendance in the other.
dilemmas arise: perhaps it is on offer, it costs less than usual, but usually there where you are located, usually at the expense of what it costs less at another store, say, a twenty minute drive.
There you need to pay attention to gasoline. If it costs less
near where you are, you have to do this reasoning: I must go elsewhere to enjoy the convenience, considering that I will consume a greater quantity of petrol?
The problem halved a sua volta, nel senso che si dirama, non che perda di peso. Da un problema ne vengono fuori due.
Considera.
La benzina è aumentata di prezzo.
Se vai a rifornirti da benzinai senza logo, ovviamente la benzina è stata acquistata dal proprietario ad un prezzo minore di quello proposto dai benzinai vincolati dal brand della propria azienda.
Il discorso di prima è permanente: conviene fare benzina qui vicino o recarmi a venti minuti di macchina per avere benzina non trattata al costo minore?
Lo so, è complicato.
Ho deciso che il blog deve trattare anche problemi pratici, roba di tutti i giorni. Scrivo “troppo difficile, troppo, troppa roba”, me l'hanno detto many. I want to meet the needs of my readers, helping them to make choices as conscientious reasons, both practical as elaborately convenient, in view of Christmas, the economic odysseys to be faced in order to present to friends and relatives as they are on top of your food chain empathic .
Write your post will be simple; around do not hear anything else. Consumers who holds forth with other consumers of all types of consumption feasible.
What is a consumer?
Being in possession of a middle school, I can not say too much by saying that a consumer is an organism, unicellular or multicellular, using assets consumption or organic materials depending on their nature / chance (opposable thumbs are used to this.)
therefore now, according to my junior high skills: A CONSUMER AND 'ONE THAT WEARS.
So far I think we have reached even the less skilled and otherwise efficient.
Who can define consumer?
All, of course.
The point is: we know what we are consumers, considering "mass consumption" even biological activity in our bodies?
is not important.
Just see if it is offered.
I'm not writing a case, a linear reasoning, it follows a precise wire (bought at Castorama).
on offer, of course.
I'd like to converse with other users, compare our aspirations.
I, for one, do not spend more than they possess (100.00 € in the mail, at least € 90 for consumption of alcoholic beverages or psychotropic substances, depending on the offer market countries). I know many people
ego boost, move the car gratifying to see people happy with your contribution, to do everything possible to win large sums of money to invest in property "convertible car" in sentimental value (or sexual).
Goods "convertible car" is a category of goods polarizing, at will recipient, which can reverse its nature, converted into endorphins, dopamine and other neurotransmitters essential for our life to continue to proceed on the third planet from the sun.
... to quote Bill Hicks, the "third mall from the sun."
Bill was too pessimistic, not like me I see death in every molecule of air.
is native, I can not hear the call of nature, I need to consume consumerist everyday consumption, large quantities of goods to be benevolent wealthy to drive us to forget what a mess in 60 years ago, fleeing from the countryside to got shit in life unbearable.
and Christmas, but there stha SCI'!!!, the crisis.
Dobbiamo operare una scelta.
Quanto possiamo fare felici i nostri cari, tenendo conto di una ragionevole scarsità economica?
Ho messo a punto un piano infallibile per non rinunciare ne alla botta d'autostima prodotta dalla corteccia cerebrale al momento della scartatura dei regali, ne al lodevole sorriso dei parenti, capace di riallineare il vostro monotematico punto di vista riguardante l'affetto in concomitanza a tutti i classici film di natale grazie ai quali vi siete fatti una chiara idea di cosa significhi voler bene al sangue del vostro sangue.
Se siete vampiri, vi consiglio di investire in emoglobina.
Con la saga di Twilight nessuno si farà una sega.
L'adolescente medio è preso from the stuff teenage vampire, vampire the average teenager does not know what to do.
If you do a little market research you will find that our beloved country in all sectors are in catastrophic decline, except for the phone recharge.
Consult a logarithmic graph of the development of this' field, you will be surprised by the exponential growth in the course.
Beyond the elbow straight, the growth becomes dizzy, begin to develop in a vertical!
I realize that you realize that your relatives, your friends are empty, devoid of real content, except for surrogates of the topics covered in this humble post. I also wondered how
it is possible that a people WRAP-returnable bottles, with nothing to offer, not to mention "add", spasmodically invests in a sector "theory" based on real content.
If no one has shit to say, because it consumes so much phone credit?
These are not questions to do. The good
your, your loved ones first.
As a first gift of the list suggest a mechanism for regional communications. It is a small electronic device easy to make (just to obtain relay N ° 7, No. 1 screen, keyboard N ° 1 N ° 23 Asian underage free number). Created
the device, assembled a server homemade very easy (you'll need to obtain N ° 456 Asian underage free of fingerprints to be connected to high voltage cables as No. 100 reels of tape to stick hand in hand to make them ideal, economic good conductors of electricity supply) will be easy for you and your family, your dear friends, your friends, cheaper, your beloved girlfriends, keep in touch at no cost. Imagine rocking
:
"He loved, do 'you?".
"I'm here to Francesca."
"What are you to do '?".
"TV, popcorn, butter."
"Look after fattening".
"A Christmas aunt gave me the Liposuction. "
"Anyways', remember to give you the fat, so we give the soap aunt for Christmas."
"notices".
"It's the thought that counts."
In fact, you know why the thought is it important?
Because no one knows how to build it, nobody knows how to use it, recognize it, therefore, like all things unique and rare, gains in value from year to year, publicly listed molt'oltre the expectations of the broker to which cocaine is the arcane thought unknown to be banned from the Nasdaq.
Back to gift ideas. That
equipment to communicate for free is a genius that satisfies le esigenze di tutta la popolazione ma non tutti dispongono del tempo necessario per effettuare i vari passaggi (reperire tutti quei bambini richiede almeno 2 ore, se abitate al sud come me).
Un'altra cosa che va forte sono i televisori col digitale terrestre incorporato ladddddentro.
Sì, se dico “incorporato” è inutile aggiungere l'ubicazione del decoder, visto ch'era insita nel significato del termine stesso (incorporata a sua volta). Mi rendo conto di avere a che fare con gente che ha incorporati piercing nel cervello. Con tutte le radiazioni presenti nell'etere (non l'utero della vagina) stiamo diventando “antenne biologiche cinetiche”, poi si chiedono perché tutta quella gente va a sbattere sabato sera.
Vorrei vedere loro con le voci, pari a mille canali televisivi simultanei, nel cervello per tutto il giorno e la notte!
Creare a casa un televisore con tanto di decoder incorporato (significa “laddddentro”) è molto più complicato di procurarsi i bambini conduttori d'energia.
Scartiamo questa ipotesi.
Cos'è che ci attira di un televisore ad esponenziale definizione munito di decoder abilitato a decodificare migliaia di canali tutti uguali?
Vi sono tanti aspetti (4).
Ognuno è attirato da una di esse in base alla propria originalità, assodato che tutti noi, belli e simpatici e un po “TrPp P4zZrLl1 ke L0vv14M0 L4 N0Str4 B1lL4” siamo esseri diversi, unici, capaci di decisioni originali, razionali, MAI bisognosi dell'aiuto/consenso di una figura da noi percepita come “superiore” rispetto alle nostre sovrastimante capacità.
Elencherò 4 tipologie di programmi televisivi, i più seguiti, analizzando i concetti che li rendono più appetibili ai nostri semi socchiusi occhi acritici.
(1) PREMIO = VITA MIGLIORE.
Immenso piacere scaturisce nel vedere gente comune, gente simile a noi (avvocati, ingegneri spaziali, salumieri con QI a 12 cifre) sbancare i quiz a premi, vincere esorbitanti somme di denaro che gli permetteranno di migliorare la qualità della vita, evolvendola da “miserrima” a "Semi pitiful."
identification with the guy who won all that money we gasiamo, and immediately started to make programs, that is all that can We do with this money (televisions, cell phones, big fast machine, and the purchase of all goods can to meet the basic needs of modern man indisputable, we modern men, not "stone", the aspirations have evolved with the species, right? TRUE ???).
2) = SPORT BETTER LIFE
Many of us (95%) are witches, possessed by the dream of having most of their (intellectual) similar to their knees before him, in complete adoration of mystical reverence.
All this is thanks to achievements in sport.
is well known that athletes have all the most beautiful women and quoted, so much power (cioè. .. they are beautiful), and all existing facilities. Watching a football match, a clash between boxers, a professional tennis match, those guys that fucking fast ice with a broom to make the go away "caciotta (fucking sport is what it's called?), we glide over the peaks of the mind of Pure Reason, basking in practice most loved by every sapiens sapiens "dream ...".
3) SAFE CONTROLLED TYPE = BETTER LIFE
On the advice of a valuable bulwark della televisione onirica (Pino Scotti), molti vengono attratti dall'idea di spiare le abitudini degli animali inferiori a noi.
Gustarsi due leopardi che copulano è più gratificante di vedere un'asiatica vomitare nell'ano di una caucasica.
Ci riporta alle nostre origini.
Guardiamo i documentari sugli animali perché inconsciamente sappiamo benissimissimo di “essere dei loro”, di essere animali, non lo schifo che siamo diventati, pieni di stupide regole, pensieri fini a loro stessi. Sperimentiamo la libertà negataci/auto negataci grazie a canali come National Geographic, segretamente desiderando di tornare alle origini, strapparci i vestiti, fottercene il cazzo di tutti i beni materiali UNICI CARATTERIZZATORI of our existence to lose vacuum in the cosmos.
4) = REASONABLE GROUNDS FOR MORE INFORMATION DESIRED THE EXPRESSION OF ONE OF THE THREE ITEMS ABOVE.
look / taste the fucking news telling us about trivial daily tragedies captain to third parties for the illusion of having a life "less shit than others."
We can not do without the death, murder, rape, abduction, political dell'inghippo.
are more than cheese on macaroni: they are the Barilla.
Without them we would be forced to come to terms with ourselves, understand what our "lives as a citizen" are wasted beyond wasted. Take account of being lost in the desert three days, fasting without water. From the sky it rains a bottle of water, you open it, I will pour on his head and "Ngulia if it was hot." With news
secured a more "new" vicious circle dream, death, destruction, world of shit bla bla bla. Thanks to them we can do the one thing we love to do: dream that things will improve.
... not that things will change.
omnipresent feature in common between these four "concepts that make television more appealing to our eyes half-closed semi uncritical" is the dream part.
Dreams unidirectional single issue: to be successful in some areas (game shows, sports etc..) to get money to get women, subjects, and stay away from the factory where you grew up / where there never retire, by the wickedness of the world that drugs, emigration, kidnaps the girls, if the broom and throws it in the pit not even flush the toilet.
IDENTIFIED THE 4 PERVERSIONS MORE EASILY WE MAKE OUR DEAR HAPPY WITHOUT SPENDING MORE 'TO BOTH.
In the first case, I would propose to give a nice DVD containing the game "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?".
will double happiness.
Your loved ones can delude themselves into the illusion. A meta illusion to spend a memorable Christmas. Playing in first person, being able to interact with pre-recorded voice of Jerry Scott will be in the palm of your nose from the sacred million. Guaranteed many, many hours of entertaining illusions. You will be satisfied by the great rush and vibrational power of parental smiles. Relatives will be enormously grateful.
until you realize that your bank account, instead of increasing, fell below zero due to the payment of drugs taken to cushion the blow of her dismissal came after four days of unexcused absences, due to excessive exposure to the game " Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. "
I repeat that it is the thought that counts, even more than the actual bank account.
opportunity is not reasonable? In the second
would suggest to give an object that will encourage your relative / friend to take any sporting career, real or fictitious. If your grandfather has more than 60 years, will be difficult to make it willing to go running every morning at 6:00, after drinking five raw eggs (the drilling would be an ulcer in 48 h). Your cousin
dreams of being Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Pre thousand lovers who, after having sucked him sucked my bank account?!
Regalategli a golf club. Your cousin
dreams of becoming a tissue?
merge them under the tree to find a rubber cock and the book: "How to manipulate the alpha male with the minimum of effort."
is the best part: non è importante che i destinatari arrivino al loro scopo. L'importante è che continuino a sognare, sognare, sognare.
Mantenete vive le illusioni dei vostri cari.
Solo così il sistema, il commercio internazionale potranno andare avanti.
Altrimenti saremmo spacciati!
Nel terzo caso dovreste regalare qualcosa di inerente alla Natura quanto immediato. Un abbonamento di 2 giorni alla rivista “National Geographic” non sarebbe d'impatto. Che se ne fanno di un biglietto con scritto “buono valido abbonamento 48h morti di fame”?
Prendete per mano il sangue del vostro sangue, i vostri amici. Portateli allo zoo. Una salutare gita allo zoo come si faceva un tempo. Un regalo del genere vale più than you can imagine, both you and them.
The gift will have the right weight, the importance it has, if you will carefully note the real purpose of the trip.
We said that "love" the animals or because they remind us that we are under the clothes basket and gallons of perfume all at 1 €, or because they feel superior to someone or something is our primary vocation.
Capture the heart of the story.
After leaving the zoo you have relatives in the circle and do something like this speech:
Have you seen? All those animals, as strong as less than humans. We humans are able to rule them all, because nature wants to lower the presence of superiors. I have brought you here to enjoy our freedom. There are bars all around us. We can say and do what we want. We are not in a cage. Being free is nice, remember when you feel down. Remember to me that this Christmas I brought you here to see this thing as simple as fundamental. We are free, why not rejoice?
If you do not drink if they are your dicks.
However, for most people holding the shit.
A gift of good with a lot of (re) assessment mnemonic postponed.
In the fourth and last case there are several sub options.
sometimes apparent connections with the other 3 cases.
Options that contain parts of altre.
Lo so, è troppo complicato e domani, dopodomani, e tutto il resto della vita dovrete lavorare, lavorare, non è il caso di pensare... però ascoltatemi, ascoltatemi, cristo di dio!
È ancora valido l'abbonamento a qualche quotidiano, oppure un abbonamento telefonico che faccia ricevere ogni ora messaggi contenenti le nuove news dal mondo.
Se avete un pochino di soldi in più potrete organizzare tutto voi!
Spiego brevemente come funziona.
Siamo a una passo dalla fusione tra la realtà virtuale e quella “reale” percepita dai nostri 5 sensi.
La realtà dei media, fittizia quanto quella “reale”, viene da noi percepita come “reale more than real. " Yet the concept of live music is not dead yet. We like going to live events.
If the person you want to make this gift is important, well, 'I think a couple of hundred euro we can work, no?
head to the bar, the park, in the woods, the station, the station bar. Identify the people who seem potentially more dangerous than others and that's it.
Got it?
No, I was not clear.
I'm talking about crime in 3-D!
With the advent of 3-D technology will be even more fun, enjoy the pleasure of your beloved.
hire a couple dozen toxic that you inject the media a bad dose of heroin cut with rat poison every hour, four pairs of Moroccan rapiscano twenty girls sick, mutilated, with her parents separated and alcoholics every half hour, a handful that Spaccino Maghreb drugs to children who commit robberies hands armed with a rotation that stealing motorcycles to psychotic lunatics that are sweeping the rotting corpse of his nephew, leaning against the stinking garbage bags scattered everywhere, hidden inside of them illegally aborted fetuses from pedophile priests regular celebration of Masses black and human sacrifices, along with hundreds of files containing the secrets of all the world leaders ACT AND DO ALL AT THE SAME TIME UNDER THE BALCONY OF YOUR DEAR: WILL ATTEND ALL THE NEWS MORE 'IN KEY TIME DIRECT 24 hours a day, can enjoy a total experience in 3-D, comfortably seated at home, writing articles BY PULITZER PRIZE, JOURNALISTS BECOMING ACCLAMATION, EARN A LOT OF MONEY, crowns all their dreams in one fell swoop THANKS TO YOU, YOU, YOU ARE THE STAR, become immortal, WILL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL TO YOUR IRREPLACEABLE PERSON TO THE 2010 CHRISTMAS GIFT 'FOR GOD SO WELL!
You must be very careful about what to give to whom. I happened to receive gifts, hideous and unnecessary and distressing. I immediately thought: "So this / a bitch / what to think of me! It's terrible how little respect me and consider me. " The gift turns into action indictment, people expire, the stereotyped act of giving becomes just another excuse to generate hate, fomenting the desire to fight.
Before acting, think again.
GRAND FINALE: CONSIDERATIONS BEYOND THE GARBAGE PSEUDO humor.
eviscerates When I write a lot of hidden feelings and ideas. I can think better when I let the thoughts come to life on screen. It helps me understand what I am when I'm writing. What I feel.
From what is written in this post, I realized how much we are empty, devoid of originality, of any real value.
We are not human beings, both citizens and children poisoned against ourselves unable to improve, able to blame the other FOREVER.
If we gather together and collectively we kill with an atomic bomb would not sprung out of a molecule of infinitesimal entropy generated by the concept of "damage".
We are on earth only to pollute, pollute in any way possible, on multiple levels, and break their balls to the ecosystem.
Humanity is a cancer born to infected car and torturing the Host (in the past, "Earth" now "multi-equipped business center).
Who loves me you give me an option that has PACKAGE EXTINCTION: "Last to die." When all are dead, gay passengers among the corpses, I will take a deep breath. I am moved by such silence. Really understand the motto "Order from Chaos", then I switch to merit.
As it should be.
thank those who have followed him here (not many can read the whole post).
The next week will publish another story of Christmas is our way of saying thank you.
Thanks George Carlin, RIP ,
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