I AM THE PEELED THE CENTRE THAT Tile, and 'penetrating THAT FROM TIME TO TIME.
WHO WAS NOT PRACTICAL TYPE OF CHAT NETLOG explains a KEY.
WHEN A PICTURE IN PUBLIC, no one knows WHY IS 'perverse pride, SPACE PRESENTATION "STUFF YOU WRITE MEDIUM TYPE: NOTE FROM THE LOOK Gracious "OR" NOTE THIS "THAT OTHER BLA BLA BLA.
'S 'ALWAYS THE MIDDLE" noting ".
IS DELAYED ON HOW IT WAS" DRUNK "or" stoned "WHEN THE MAGIC STEP HOW TO JUSTIFY THE WRONGFUL ORGOGLIOSITA '.
NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT TELL THE LOOK.
I am not proud of this picture.
SERIOUSLY I WAS DRUNK (THERE WAS JACK THE FREE), I'd lost, altered, ERO, distributing leaflets BEACH ALL DAY AND I FEEL MORE 'THE USUAL SHIT.
SEEM TO VICTIMS OF ABUSE existence.
And we were.
AFTERNOON I had to do it again.
WE ARE WITH THE ORIGINAL growth (explains a lot) And I love it, BUT THIS RECONSTRUCTION AND 'OUT OF FEAR.
PURISTS FILM, SO THAT YOU ARE AGAINST THE REMAKE BUT ', ACCORDING TO ME, THE LAST 50 MINUTES ARE SUCH ANTHOLOGY.
EVEN THERE 'A RAID HORROR (IN RAPE & REVENGE !!!).
A SAMPLE SO 'excellent assortment of cruelty ... IN A COUPLE OF POINTS I Close My Eyes, I, I, A SURVIVOR-FREE NUMBER AND GUINEA PIG WORSE Strongbow Schnaas ANDREAS AUTO LESIONISTICHE TYPE AND SIMILAR (BUT 'MORE' SERIOUS, BY PHONE OR MAKE BEST OF EXTREME VIOLENT SHIT IN 4 MIN Pestilence ..)
THAT PAIN, especially the eyelids, Or Poor's penis ...
welcomes families conformists, TRUST In the author 'And in the flag, for a pleasant evening in the family.
ASSEMBLERS It is a Nano?
THIS IS NOT 'AN ANATOMY LESSON.
It 'a great blowjob.
NOT 'A PIPA
THIS IS NOT' A PIPA.
the other one '. CI
MAGRITTE take the piss.
simply result ...
Phrase of the day: - Oh Mom, sometimes you are so shitty that I understand who I took, and the doubts disappear about whether or not you adopted me.
leaning against the window sill of the attic, in a skyscraper on the thirtieth floor of Sage Street, for the first time in decades, even though I had the venerable age of eight, the teacher said this: "Come on, put me at least 'Bravo', otherwise my mother hit me with the belt breaks and my dad with the bust.
The teacher was puzzled, did not dare ask questions.
I put 'Bravissimo', saying: "Next Monday I will talk to your parents. Quiet, I will not say anything. We have so many things in common ... "
I once read a book where there was a philosopher who advocated a theory ...
But then I let it go.
If a philosopher is so powerful as a braggart, certainly does not trap it in a book that you then open it, see it at will as a Schiavetto court when you can not sleep.
The true philosopher says "No" to life. Then there
profit.
Every night before going to bed, my mother was reading a German fairy tale. The
took from a book called "Tell me a story."
There were a story for each day of the year.
I liked a lot of the epic "Till the joker" and the descent into the hell of drug addiction underclass of "Jerry the hare."
of a sudden I became a man, a family - for la precisione, tra le cosce della mamma - la notte di capodanno del '92.
Tutto ciò grazie a David Linch.
Seppur in piccole dosi vaghe, l'Italia aveva pressappoco capito chi aveva ucciso Laura Palmer.
Senza più fronzoli et paranoie per la testa, la gente aveva raggiunto un livello di coscienza tale che le azioni di ognuno splendevano nell'Ummagamma come pazzi diamanti nelle tasche di pifferai ai cancelli del tramonto vorrei tu fossi qui nel lato oscuro della luna.
Sì, era un bieco giochino di parole come quelli che molti aspiranti insicuri spediscono a Daniele Luttazzi per celebrare il proprio genio letterario.
IO sono un genio letterario.
Mi fido ciecamente del parere di tua madre orba.
Sopratutto when drooling.
Orba and hydrophobic.
Given this situation, you could not come better.
be a pot-bellied, tattooed and incestuous enough, asked me to work in his circus. Bedridden but reasonably weighted, I had to refuse. In the company of circus trapeze artists there was a disease that attacked me - among the many contracts in the period - for anything nice. More
sometimes wished that the harness gave way with its system of protection.
now has herpes and hepatitis.
has become a follower of Horus and always go to watch the games.
The Serie A is essential, I do not even lose a game to die.
Little by little calcium is good for your bones. Since
too strong, football is bad for teeth, the other anatomical parts beatings.
Take it easy.
A carnival got my act by Napolitano to see how many millions of people will offer to change his catheter and change channels with the remote control. The elderly are too
flipped with Forum.
This morning I was brutally awakened suddenly from a nuclear burst of fireworks.
After I informed the incident, I scratched what remains of my pre-alcoholic flaccid penis masturbated - in the morning if I do not tallow, nothing gained - and I discovered that today is the feast of a saint.
Then twist behind his head. They are illegal to shoot a
celebrate the birthday of a saint e. .. the shit is not even present at the crime scene.
If I organize a party for the ungrateful who will not even submit to my party, the cocks that we throw money, indeed, to find ways to sell the heroin to his daughter, make it toxic, so as to ruin his life and do everything possible to make fall the accusations (the blame) on my dog.
In Buddhism I found the road.
Gain € 200 per day.
not bad. But I broke
karma.
from side to side.
A carnival - in chronological order - I dressed / masks: Chick (unable to understand or want to 'rough justice on my person, it was mom's fault) Harlequin (there I started to overdo the nutmeg), Charlot (instead of the Oscar took the depression), followed by Superman (to compensate for the overwhelming attention of my mother), from Batman (the fallocrazia to overwhelm the guy in the dough It took me the creator of the semen), then I have a hole tot years (the spices are bad for the brain), then by ninja turtle, then by punk (though I had stopped there with the illegality), then by a foolish thing to go on a carnival wagon (dropped after the third round the square, the movies were "Dracula," Coppola, mother did not see me because it was not for me, there I was hurt, not even the school was right for me, and yet forced me to go up at eighteen, as in America), then they cease (it was last year, is called taking self-awareness), then I do not think I will mask more.
Because the street is so long and so barren but with you Mr ', in the heart, I am not afraid.
The world is dark, cold, yet.
Happy?
Here are summarized the last five thousand years of poetry.
Where's my compensation?
The others are doing, collect money, fame, consennsi, success, no longer have to go for the auditions to go to call home for the various call centers.
and I'll do it here, give me the idiot.
I'm not stupid.
'm like Jesus
am an asshole that does not exist yet, with his own consent itself was nailed to a skeleton table for the Giants (the crucifixion was the work of vengeance of Goliath, David, who blinded him, was the cousin of Jesus and cool Goliath, as a good Southerner vindictive, if the lost with the weakest), putting it in a way that people think that I, myself, my desire to fulfill this same 'task for the common good, the next being felt indebted to me, myself and my father.
The time has come to collect.
Italy is united as the Virgin Mary is a virgin: only a fool can believe it humanly and socially dangerous void.
In Egypt, the fight against the burqa.
The official spokesman of Muslim women said the cameras Sure, a woman must be free to express her femininity, proudly showing their burns on his face caused by the vitriol thrown from their husbands to the family and professional misconduct.
Nowadays, being a woman is more than just a job to do such an incubator cabinet on two legs, cleaning the house consoling vision of Sex & The City of the Vatican.
always talk about the Middle East. When
fucking speak of any other guidelines?
There are the small and the great East East?
The East has trouble because if you medio, vuol dire che sei solo uno stereotipo pluricellulare, fai parte della massa, non sei fico come certa gente di mia frequentazione.
Questa non era tanto simpatica, per questo mi arruolerò nell'esercito dopo la pubblicità.
Voglio che i nostri politici si godano la meritata cocaina, che gli paghiamo ogni secondo con le tasse, nella quiete, il tepore familiare.
A Cerignola un uomo si è buttato sotto il treno.
Non sotto “un” treno.
Sotto “il” treno.
Questo è rispetto per la vittima.
Per lui, quello è stato il treno deifinitivo.
E poi, se vogliamo essere accademicamente corretti, tutti quelli a bordo del treno erano passeggeri DENTRO the train.
The only one who can truly say that he took the train.
He took everything. In
face, back, legs.
We give to Caesar what is of the people.
'Nsomma, the hero has left a will, not considered valid.
one who wrote it was too much, too realistic to be taken into account.
The premier said it is a duty to govern.
Bersani said that his party is a state and Italy is their diary.
I ... I can do?
I hope that on Monday, call me for interview to join in the call center, the dream since childhood.
IN LIFE CAN NOT BE 'STAR doing nothing.
For this reason, many millions are opting for hooliganism.
Keep your mind occupied and the forces of (dis) order is more than doing something.
Our state is pure communism: they all do ass all my life to not have almost a fucking material, governed by four men on the cross.
Fascists, Communists of Italy speaks to you: when did you stop to slaughter and celebrate the realization of your dreams?
Communism is not a utopia: it is a reality since the time of the pharaohs. According to Marx
me, then I know that the final printed about a thousand pounds, took too much acid and he is not well taken.
Yes, okay, okay, okay, nulla da dire, ha scritto quel best seller che non hanno capito manco in pochi però, secondo me il guaio è stato che partì da un'idea del cazzo, nel senso che, dagli albori della stupida nascita delle società, il comunismo è sempre stato la forma di governo onnipresente in ogni singolo pezzetto di territorio di ogni parte del globo (anche dove ora sono rimasti all'età della pietra), eppure lui diceva che quel matrimonio non s'add'aveva fare.
Apprezzo lo sforzo di Carlo, ma sarebbe come se io mi metto a scrivere mille pagine su quanto sia bella ma utopica la crudeltà umana.
La crudeltà non è utopia.
È business.
... detta da Lindo Ferretti, sta stronzata finirebbe sulle magliette time to put the disk on Emule ...
I wandered into political oblivion wasting time.
Now back to the chronicle of my mind.
which is worse.
I believe in myself, that I do not believe in anything.
Despite the tie, the attendance record every alternate Sundays between the desks of the lord, you're an atheist yourself.
not believe in yourself, however, you believe that was a water skiing without skis.
is madness.
not believe in aliens, the Illuminati do not believe, however, you believe one thing that did appear out of nowhere multiplying, who walked on water, that has endured 33 years without even a bitch fuck even knew of professionals ready to give it for free.
What the fuck are on your mind?
I'll go crazy!
If all, and I say we all had the right and duty to drink the soup directly from Star Thigh Milly Carlucci (obviously rigged version, make-up does not guarantee), there would be serious about peace in the world. Unfortunately
Carlucci grants this privilege to only a few thousands of elected officials.
why I want to Tessera in Freemasonry.
Before dying I will not deny me this pleasure also.
<3 vuol dire “Ti amo”.
> 3 means "greater than three."
Or if you think about it and forget-Rorshach, "> 3 is" a stylized gull on a mountain.
:) is a smiley face (Expresses the happiness of the user).
: (it's a sad face.
LOL is a palindrome.
means "Lick O Arise".
is a proverb of ancient Jerusalem.
This explains all those bombs and bullets.
Easy, no?
fuck PART .
ITALIAN: OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN YOU GO TO VOTE.
I hope for me and the children miss the fuck I call a future as a center of gold.
not give the vote to the Communists bad.
Give it to good fascist.
freedom, democracy still exist.
Do they continue to exist as the time of the pharaohs, the feudal lords, kings of Fhurer.
If you can, including a call e l'altra.
Robert Kubica è grave.
Pure io sto di merda però non merito un posto nei tg.
Visto?
Il comunismo esiste.
E che lo danno troppo, in troppe massicce dosi, alle masse.
Il troppo storpia o ingrassa.
Il poco mutila e anoressizza.
Devi assolutamente leggerti “No logo” di Naomi Klein.
Dopo che l'avrai letto, comprare una scarpa o una maglietta sarà un inenarrabile piacere come manco Sex&The city riusciva a trasmetterti.
Avere ai piedi una giornata (da 29 ore) di lavoro di un bimbo di 3 anni è una goduria che va oltre la mera eccitazione sperimentata dai preti quando si vanno a confessare ragazzini che si sono toccati there and are afraid to burn in hell forever and ever and ever.
I know that I speak.
When the priest splashed me in the face of the acquittal, in the blink of a hummingbird wings I found myself under the statue of Jesus to serve the sentence reciting 120 Our Father, with the fear that the statue would take life and take the little 'd 'innocence rimastami (front only).
Really, I thought: 'Shit, I've done it. Mo's a miracle happens. The statue comes alive and shoots me on the fires of hell as did the priest. "
Moral of the story?
Came the priest (not in that sense), and says: - please with clasped hands. Why do you cover your cheeks? Of what you fear?
told my visionary thoughts penitents.
Moral No. 2?
took 257 other additions and our father our father every priest was behind me telling myself: "Nothing happened, nothing happened, nothing happened, nothing happened."
Since then, I do not remember what happened before the penance.
I only know that has happened 258 times.
True, it happened to other words. Under the eyes of Jesus
Who has not lifted a finger to save me. The
Madonna filmed.
was one among the hundreds of snuff movie of our parish. And there was
iutubb, at the time.
was today, I would at least between most popular cards.
For now I remain anonymous.
Among the sketches. Three iuporn
spans above. Four out of
iujizz. Only a few inches up
lobstertub, that is the king, we can not compete.
only partly agree with those who say that the brain is the most fascinating thing in the universe.
The question is whether to send a tilt in the brain enough to swallow the owner, is really so fascinating?
Banalotto say.
rating of Cosmopolitan: 4.5 / 10.
Next time, get involved more, especially Capricorn and Virgo. Dear friends, this is your lucky month!
do not become fashion by overnight.
One becomes, with the necessary adequate penetration arbitrary.
No, no, no, no, no, no, nooooooooo.
Excuse me, but I do not. With the TV in the background
write 'ste shit.
of a sudden I heard: - ABOUT NEW FACTS, COULD DASH ...
ahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I hope to live another hundred years to continue to suffer in 'I'm way.
get older, you will suffer more or less?
will depend on how your feeling unable to handle the shock of diapers.
time ago I pierced is a wheel of the car.
I saw a pair of mechanics who good-naturedly s'aggirava nei dintorni. Chiesi loro se potevano darmi una mano. Dissi loro che li avrei pagati.
Mi arrestarono per oltraggio a pubblico ufficiale.
Erano due finanzieri.
Mi manganellarono perché: - Non lo sapevo, come potevo riconoscervi, siete in borghese.
Invece no, erano in divisa.
Cioè, erano vestiti da meccanico come a carnevale, solo che la divisa era grigia anziché blu.
Non hanno voluto saper niente.
I finanzieri sono meccanici in grigio con cappello da vecchio controllore di biglietti del treno.
Mi discolpai: - Ma non ho niente.
Uno sorrise: - Tu no; noi si.
Mi diedero spaccio internazionale.
Figurò che nella mia 600 trasportavo 50 tons of heroin undeclared Roberts cut with talcum powder (which exonerated me from the International because the talc Roberts have the courage to buy only the Italians).
The judge was lenient. Scontai only 6 months of social services.
They agreed that it was for personal use. Tonight
have fucked my mother's bike. The district
swears he has not seen or heard anything.
The thing that makes me suspicious is that this morning, turned out in my house in 16, three hours before we become aware of the theft, saying he knew nothing.
I smiled, thinking that after all is cool, living in Tortilla Flat, as in a Steinbeck novel.
Dyslexia va presa come un'opportunità.
I dislessici sono avvantaggiati se desiderano essere assunti dalla settimana enigmistica.
Come riescono loro ad anagrammare le parole non ci riesce nessuno.
È più che un talento naturale.
Qui si parla di vero e proprio dono di dio.
Quel porco.
Io non sono da meno degli altri, per questo mi faccio un piercing ogni quarantotto ore.
Non sono da meno e non sono come gli altri.
Ho in procinto un tatuaggio di quelli sub epidermici fosforescenti così, quando vado in discoteca tutti lo vedono.
Però in discoteca non ci vado perché odio i truzzi.
Io non sono come gli altri.
Da piccolo mia madre mi diceva sempre: “Nella vita diverrai ciò che vuoi”.
Puttana bugiarda.
Tra il dire e il fare c'è di mezzo una busta di cocaina.
Per uso personale.
Dimmi cosa mangi ti dirò chi sei.
Mangi carne?
Fottuto cannibale.
Mangi verdure?
Fottuto vegetale dotato di poteri psicolinguistico motori.
Mangi frutta?
Allora sei d'accordo con Donna Moderna.
Promosso.
Voto 8/10.
Evitate i grassi animali e i carboidrati.
Tonifica il tuo corpo per volerti più bene.
E quando invecchi, non pensare a premere il grilletto.
Ormai sei out.
Non mi stancherò mai di ripeterlo.
Mangiare delle polpette è...
Tenendo presente that the pork is identical to human flesh (in fact surgeons and tattoo artists do tests on pork), Imagine ...
A psycho comes to your home.
affects your abdomen pregnant mother a few months. The
kills. The
throws in a machine that a brake for good.
Then knead the ground with the fetus from the uterus prematurely strappatole.
and fry it. Would you eat your mother
garnished with the abortion of your brother?
Surely you've already done.
So you're not to criticize those who go to McDonald's, at least there they have respect for family values \u200b\u200band GM blessed by the pope himself.
Every day the news talks about things like children killed sequestrati.
Trovo affascinante sentire quanto (e come) enfatizzino certi dettagli magistralmente ovvi e scontati.
Come prima.
Fai conto.
Hanno rapito, stuprato, oppure ucciso tuo figlio.
Non è che possa sentirti più di tanto bene.
In queste quotidiane, routinare circostanze, i giornalisti ci schiaffano sempre di mezzo: “La madre/il padre/la famiglia è sconvolta/sconvolto/sconvolti”.
Come se io fossi un giornalista incaricato di raccontare la “tragica” storia di un poveraccio morto crivellato da colpi di mitragliatrice.
Mettetevi nei miei panni.
Ve la sentireste di scrivere un articolo con: “La famiglia è sconvolta, affranta. Can not fill the void, also because it would take ninety plugs, as many holes caused by dangerous projectiles. "
It takes a little 'feel.
To receive a great lesson in touch go to the sacristy. There
touch know very well.
UGLY PIECE OF SHIT, NEXT, IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH, IF YOU ARE A TRUE MAN Come here, come forward, let's see if you dare.
Hey you, fatso OF SHIT WITH HAIR disgusting. NEXT, COME HERE IF YOU HAVE THE COURAGE. WHO CAN SEE MORE TRICKS 'COOKING AND MORE AT THE SAME TIME' RECIPES PARODI in less time.
Basically, the company has always been this. Nothing more
... they really need all those films and those paintings to celebrate 'I'm human carelessness?
I'd call an ultra hyper excessive error of overstatement.
imagine, afraid of aliens.
If they are really fucking with higher entities who waste billions of liters of gasoline to come here to conquer us.
Capture the land is like an ant-hill of lame win deformed.
It is not difficult.
The point is: when you have conquered the ant hill, what are you doing?
Do not you miss it you can slap your ass.
not worth it, especially now that gasoline costs so much.
From Mars here are a certain number of kilometers
I could go on for hours but I have to go lo spettacolino per bambini di quest'estate (i lettori fedeli sapranno a checcazzo alludo).
Come al solito, grazie a tutti per la collaborazione.
Appena avremo notizie le faremo sapere.
Sono 18,50€,
Prego.
Grazie.
Arrivederci.
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